My Caped Crusader,
It seems that, even though my blog has been up and running for a few months now and I have explicitly stated on my sidebar that people who want to schedule a date can email me (read between the lines, mister), you have failed to email me. Heck, I even ripped off your new movie's title and used it as my blog name... but still nothing. :(
It has been four years since I last saw you on the big screen and two nights since I last saw your Bat-Signal spotlight in the sky. To be honest, I'm the one who started that fire. I didn't watch from the next block like I used to, though... I just wanted to know that you'd be close by.
Robin tells me you're doing well. I miss making fun of his tights with you. I also miss going to the clinic with you, so you can get a new face every time you finish doing two or three movies. I like the Christian Bale look best, though. Christian Bale is mighty fine.
Image from Sci Fi Scoop.
I miss us pretending to make out to avoid getting captured (Justice League - "Starcrossed" episode) and trying to catch your eye when we were younger.
I miss getting buried and having you dig me out only to find me emerge on my own in the end. I still remember how torn your gloves were from digging so hard and how red your mask got after I kissed you on the cheek (Justice League - "Gorilla Grodd" episode).
I even miss you dissing me.
You can ignore the signs. You can ignore our history. You can ignore my blog.
But you can't ignore our fansites - from which I have taken most of the pictures on this blog post.
Or the fact that Fully Booked has agreed to publish this in the next issue of the Fully Booked Zine if I win their contest. I know that would definitely catch your attention. You never miss their 'zines. At least, you never did when we were together.
Don't you miss this?
I know I do.
Please stop fighting fate and come back to me. I will be at Fully Booked, Bonifacio High Street on March 11, 2012 (Sunday) at 3pm for David Finch's book signing. Come find me there.
Always,Your Amazon Princess