Wednesday, March 14, 2012

The Perfect Guy for Me


- eats five dozen eggs every morning to help him get large
- hunts crocodiles
- holds hands with me in Ikea
- follows the same fitness and skin regime as Patrick Bateman
- meets me in Montauk
- was Adolf Hitler in a past life
- dabbles in Elvish, Russian, and Yoda-speak
- knows how to get to "the beach"
- trains Pokemon on the weekends
- makes me feel infinite
- breeds dinosaurs in a theme park
- drives a DeLorean
- fights all of my evil exes
- can recite the last words of random people on command
- can bake 32 different kinds of cupcakes
- knows the difference between muffins and cupcakes
- has invented 12 new kinds of sandwiches
- has four different teams of minions
- listens to The Smiths and David Bowie
- calls me "doll"
- has won a gold trophy in every single Cup
- has won three Grammys, two Oscars, and the Golden Banana Split
- knows that there is no such thing as a Golden Banana Split
- wrestles with bears
- knows what kind of bear is best
- hates olives
- has milkshake that brings all the girls to the yard
- can paint Starry, Starry night with their eyes closed
- loves to pretend to play backgammon with the elderly
- spent an entire childhood being terrified of bats
- has adopted several small children from impoverished nations
- knows how to raise an ape
- thinks kickboxing is the sport of the future
- is legen… wait for it and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY
- promises to protect me from red shells wherever I go
- must be swift as the coursing river, with the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Where art thou? And if thou actually existeth... Can I keep you? <3

18 comments:

  1. Wow! I love the reference to some fictional characters here... :) Love et!
    Makaisip din ;)

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  2. Love the Adolf hitler past life and the Mulan song description :)

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  4. Haha, this one's pretty funny! Good luck finding Mr Right :)

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  5. hopeless romantic ng peg. love it! hope you find him sooner!

    JC
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    1. Awww. Nice idea! I think I should do a perfect guy list too.haha! :)

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  7. haha wala na yatang ganyan..hehe =)

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  8. "spent an entire childhood being terrified of bats"...

    Definitely Batman. :D

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  9. great post !
    Interesting blog, I really enjoyed browsing it :)

    XX JUNO ♥
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    THANK YOU :))

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  10. I liek what you've listed! After reading yours, I want to make one for me too :D

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  11. haha! Nice one, Angel! :)) Natawa ako sa Yoda speak hehe :D

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  12. I SUPER LOVE THIS, ANGEL! YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT MY MOUTH (or fingers mehehehe) AND YES I NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS GIVES ME SO MANY FEELINGS HAHAHAH!!

    PS: "mysterious as the dark side of the moon" is one of my favorite phrases ♥

    PPS: Montauk. 'Nuff said ;)

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  13. Super like this post! Ang quirky lang. :)

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  14. "holds hands with me in Ikea" - I want him to do this too! :)
    I love this post!

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